Friday, November 30, 2007

Naughty or Nice Christmas Card



This is the perfect card to attach to your copy of Naughty or Nice!

Sweet Review



Donna George Storey wrote a thorough review of Naughty or Nice. Check it out!

XXX,
Alison

Hella Good



This is the perfect gift to partner with a copy of Naughty or Nice! The receiver can soak in a candy-cane-scented tub while reading Christmas porn!
XXX,
Alison

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wow

Got Naughty Coffee?


Why not sip your java from a scarlet mug?

XXX,
Alison

I ♥ Porn



I want them all, but especially this one!

XXX,
Alison

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Mrs. Claus!


Oh, my! Love the stockings!

XXX,
Alison

If You Want It



XXX,
Alison

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Three for the Senses



This Mediterranean Fig soap smells soooo good. And this candle is one of my favorites. Am I obsessed with aromas? Maybe so. But not any more than Chandler Burr is. His fascinating The Emperor of Scent is the perfect gift for any perfume-junkie like me.

XXX, Alison

P.S. Art is from here.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Oh, please, Santa!


I just want these Harlots and the Cherry Red Moschinos and the Tabasco boots.

Please?

XXX, Alison

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis



Oh, my...
All I want for Christmas is Tom Waits!

XXX,
Alison

Christmas Stockings



I've been naughty. I bought them all!

XXX, Alison

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Nothing Says Christmas...



...quite like peppermint nipples.

XXX, Alison

Good Enough to Eat



The sweet smell of gingerbread. If you're anything like me, you'll buy the set for a friend, but keep the treat for yourself!

XXX, Alison

Friday, November 23, 2007

Merry Measure



If all your partner wants for the holidays is you, then the bondage sash is the perfect gift!

XXX, Alison

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Oh, Elvis, Don't Be Blue



I'll be at Lust Bites tomorrow, talking about Naughty or Nice.

Stop by for a candy cane cocktail...

XXX,
Alison

No, It Doesn't Taste Like Peppermint


This is from the Blowfish Catalog:
Slip a little extra cheer into their stocking this year. This Candy Cane Cock is a titillating treat; a full 6-1/2" long by 1" wide crook of slippery glass deliciousness. The 3-1/2" wide hooked end is fabulous for serious G-spot and prostate play or for hanging your Christmas dildos right next to the mistletoe so you can really get down to business in the doorways. No, it doesn't taste like peppermint, but the red and clear swirls are more than enough to bring some holiday cheer any time of the year.

XXX, Alison

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Shaken Not Stirred



However you like your martinis, make them in this for the holidays.

XXX, Alison

Christmas Insanity

You say, "Ho, Ho, Ho."
I say, "Ha, Ha, Ha." Let's call the whole thing off.



P.S. Cleis says half-off!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

All I Want for Christmas...


...is to be in Playboy's Gift Guide. Oh, wait. I am!

Playboy.com says: No night before Christmas is complete without reading from holiday erotica collection Naughty or Nice.

XXX, Alison

Santa, Baby...



XXX,
Alison

Monday, November 19, 2007

Got Naughty?



Naughty or Nice is out and on the shelves! This divine collection is perfect for anyone who's been indescribably, inexplicably, unapologetically naughty on your holiday list. And, yes, you could give it to someone nice, too. Here's the line-up:

The Queen of Christmas by Andrea Dale
Fezziwig’s Balls by Donna George Storey
A Good Little Girl by Shanna Germain
Carol’s Christmas by Lisette Ashton
Nog by Joel A. Nichols
Jingle All the Way by Michelle Houston
Two Gifts by Michael Hemmingson
Flirting with Santa by Rachel Kramer Bussel
Return Policy by Tenille Brown
A Visit from the Man in Red Jean Roberta
Everything You Need on Christmas by Brooke Stern
Christmas Blizzard by Teresa Noelle Roberts
Mulled Wine by Dominic Santi
Melting by Savannah Stephens Smith
Stocking Stuffers by T. C. Calligari
Dangerous Fruitcake by Anonymous
Tagged by Sharon Wachsler
Caught Watching by Saskia Walker
Hollywood Christmas by Thomas S. Roche
Naughty or Nice? by Alison Tyler

More soon.

XXX,
Alison

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why