Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas, Baby



It's not really Christmas without The Ramones.

XXX,
Alison

Spanking Santa


How did I miss this?

THE Christmas spirit will turn kinky today at Chelsea magic store Abracadabra, where Mrs. Claus will spank willing New Yorkers who've been naughty. "This is our answer to the Macy's Santa Claus," said store co-owner Robert Pinzon. "Most people are naughty instead of nice, and this is a way for adults to acknowledge that fact and take their just punishment." Mrs. Claus will actually be a man dressed in a clingy red-and-white outfit and long black boots.

XXX,
Alison

Bad Santa!



I'll never look at Santa the same way again!

XXX,
Alison

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Last Christmas



Oh, my god. I had hair like that. I really did!

XXX,
Alison

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Naughty Art


This mounted rubber stamp is perfect for the crafty naughty boy or girl on your list!

XXX,
Alison Tyler

Friday, December 21, 2007

Beyond Hot




If I wear these on Christmas Eve, do you think I'll get a lump of coal in my stocking? Or maybe something else...

XXX,
Alison

Thursday, December 20, 2007

One more thing I want...



I've been a bad bad girl. Lock me up, please.

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Corset Stationery



Write your thank you notes on this cool stationery set!

XXX,
Alison

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Naughty Nights



The problem with searching for all things naughty online is that I end up wanting everything!

XXX,
Alison

Monday, December 17, 2007

The "oomph" girls



It's the "but nice" part that I like best from this 1939 movie poster!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty or Nice Ornament



Even your tree can be naughty!

XXX,
Alison

Sunday, December 16, 2007

You Are Such a Naughty Devil




Everyone has a little naughty side that's just begging to take over!

XXX,
Alison

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Naughty Scrabble Player



This necklace makes me want to go and watch Foul Play!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Nurse Necklace



Without a doubt, this is one of my favorite naughty fantasies!

XXX,
Alison

Press the Naughty Button



Make mine red!

XXX,
Alison

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Naughty Bubbles




Sink into a sumptuous soak of ecstasy!

XXX,
Alison

Please, Santa?



Naughty Monty Python all year long! All right, so it's for the year 2001, but perfect for any die-hard Monty Python fan!

XXX,
Alison

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Naughty Boy



There are a slew of versions of this t-shirt. But I like this one the best!

XXX,
Alison

Vintage Naughty



"Say something" earrings for the gal that likes to get noticed at the local dungeon! These plastic handmade earrings feature vintage artwork by the erotic artist John Willie.

XXX,
Alison

For Naughty Faeries



Soap especially made to keep naughty faeries nice and clean! Glycerin soap scented with rose, honeysuckle, , violet, lemon verbena and lavender + a touch of hoodoo "come to me" oil.

I like the sound of hoodoo, even if I don't know exactly what a naughty faerie is.

XXX,
Alison

Monday, December 10, 2007

naughty Victorian


This lady in stockings would be the perfect naughty necklace to slip into a lady's stocking!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Hostess



Let your guests choose which towel suits them best!

XXX,
Alison

Wow!


I woke up to see that Naughty or Nice is the #4 Best-Selling Erotic title on Amazon! Does that mean I'm getting coal in my stocking? Because clearly I've corrupted the masses.

XXX,
Alison

Sunday, December 9, 2007

What's the scent of "naughty"?



You decide! The soap is made with a veggie based, vegan approved glycerin, combined with almond and hemp oils. As always you can chose color and fragrance!

XXX,
Alison

For the Naughty Writers on Your List


Naughty, naughty, naughty!

XXX,
Alison

Embrace your naughty side


Be naughty and nice!

XXX,
Alison

My Favorite Christmas Song



XXX,
Alison

Dirty Drawings


For the naughty art-lover on your list.

XXX,
Alison

You Choose!



Have you been nice?
Somehow, I don't think so!

XXX,
Alison

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Naughty French Art Necklaces

I think these are divine, and perfect for all of the naughty girls on your list!

XXX,
Alison

I think I need one of these



Don't you?

XXX,
Alison

Friday, December 7, 2007

Glitter Balls



I was looking for Christmas balls, and I came across this.

XXX,
Alison

Blush



What's better than sexy chocolate? Um, nothing!

XXX,
Alison

More Trees



I like this one! I think it would like nice with the Santa Slip-On Vans.

XXX,
Alison

Santa Spews Sex Talk



File this under you have to "read it to believe it."

XXX,
Alison

Santa Vans



Oh my! I've loved my Vans forever, but these ones are new to me!

XXX,
Alison

Life of the Party



Be the Life of the Party with this naughty color collection!

XXX,
Alison

Thursday, December 6, 2007

A '54 Convertible, Too



XXX,
Alison

Naughty Monkey


Dress like a present right down to your toes!

XXX,
Alison

Confessions of a Naughty Girl



Oooh, Santa, slip one of these into my stocking!

XXX,
Alison

Saucy Miss Bettie


The perfect cufflinks to wear while trimming the tree!

XXX,
Alison

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Well Read and Naughty



The perfect tote to carry your copy of Naughty or Nice!

XXX,
Alison

Lump of Coal Soap



Know someone who's been naughty this year? This would make a perfect gift, it's not actually coal though, it's a moisturizing fragrant glycerin soap made to look like a lump of coal.

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

Naughty, Naughty, Naughty



Everyone will want your naughty necklace!

XXX,
Alison

Wear Your Naughty on Your Sleeve



I've got your naughty right here!

XXX,
Alison

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Perfect Stocking Stuffers


If you buy one book this holiday season, make it Naughty or Nice. But if you buy two books this holiday season, make the other one Words of a Feather. This book is perfect for any wordy on your list. And if you don't want to take my word for it, check out what the Chicago Tribune had to say!

XXX,
Alison

I have the red ones...



But I think I'm going to get the white ones too!

XXX,
Alison

Sexy Mother Pucker



I swear. I need to make an emergency trip to Target to buy these for all my frisky friends this season!

XXX,
Alison

Punk Rock Christmas



Isn't this the coolest fabric ever? I wish I were crafty!

XXX,
Alison

Sunday, December 2, 2007

I Can't Tell You How Many Times...



...I heard this song when I worked in the Gap during the holidays my senior year in high school! But actually this version never gets old.

XXX,
Alison

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Lickable Lips



For under $6.00! Smith's Rosebud Salve is the perfect stocking stuffer for the Beauty Queen on your list.

XXX,
Alison

It's December 1st!



Can we officially start playing holiday music now? I'm so in mood for kissing under the mistletoe after listening to this disc!
XXX,
Alison