The Naughty Bits

The Naughty Bits (also Brit slang for genitalia) is billed as "the book that literary perverts have been waiting for." One of several recent Nerve.com tie-ins, it's a great idea and one needn't be especially literary or perverted to enjoy it. Murnighan's thoroughly good-natured, erudite introductions add to the bawdy fun.
—Publisher's Weekly

I've always liked this cover. And I think being perverted helps a little bit.

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Sleep Mask

Put this mask on and let the fun begin!

XXX,
Alison

P.S. The name of this Etsy shop is Nice and Naughty!

Rose Sage was such a naughty naughty gal

I haven't smelled this scent myself, but the description is enticing:

Rose Sage perfume by Prairie Dog a division of madwomen perfume lab—fragrance: desert rose and sage floral with a chaw of tobacco flower.

XXX,
Alison

French Naughty Pendant

I think these are lovely. I've posted one before, but this one sweeps me away...

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Pen Pal

I'm enthralled. Check out this write-up: Everyone needs a pen pal. No gimmicks here. I will write you one letter (at least two pages in length) once a month for four months. Smokin Hot letters include sexy musings, thoughts on lust, and general naughtiness.

XXX,
Alison

* This is not from me. This is a seller called "letsbepenpals" on ETSY.

Naughty Girl

Metal handcuff earrings with juicy red cherries and black hearts dangling.
Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve!

XXX,
Alison

A Very Naughty Paperweight

To weigh down your very naughty papers!

XXX,
Alison

P.S. The tags remind me of the movie Secretary. Isn't this paperweight something he'd have had on his desk?