Bite Me

No it doesn't actually say "Naughty" on it. But the word "naughty" was in the tags, so this brooch popped up when I did my ETSY sweep.

Fuck it. I think I'm going to have to buy the thing.

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Cowgirl

I'm no horsewoman, but I have to say, I love this:

For all you naughty cowgirls out there! Big 1.5" x 2.5" soldered pendant with reversible images. One side is a scalloped edge cut out color image of a vintage cowgirl that sits on top of a glittery chocolate brown background that says "naughty cowgirl" and the other side is a black and white image of a cowboy on a bucking bronc.

XXX,
Alison

Simply Put

I don't know. I think Sam Spade would send a card like this. But would he send it to Miss Wonderley, or to Effie?

XXX,
Alison

Nellie's Naughty Night Out

Nellie won't leave home without her handy slide tin of creamy Boudoir Biscuits lip creme, especially on Friday evenings where she sometimes slips away behind the back porch to sneak a kiss with her latest beau!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Girl, Take Flight

This little card has been created from chipboard and decorated in a collage style. I have sealed this card but I would NOT use it as a coaster. These cards are great to collect, use as tiny art pieces or send to a friend or loved one. Each card is OOAK- one of a kind!

Sticky, Naughty

"You spray it on so your hands don't get sticky." What in the world has she been up to?

One-of-a-kind handmade decoupage lightswitch plate. Made of found vintage magazine and book imagery and text, sealed over a standard white plastic switchplate, and finished with gloss varnish. Includes screws for fitting to wall.

Don't you just want to turn her on?

XXX,
Alison

Even Men

Fashioned on brilliant red paper, with a cute pink heart as the period, the bold letters of the straight-forward statement say it all. Funny, bold, yet cute, and is perfect for anyone, even men.

Oh, I love that! Especially the last two words!

XXX,
Alison