Bite Me

No it doesn't actually say "Naughty" on it. But the word "naughty" was in the tags, so this brooch popped up when I did my ETSY sweep.

Fuck it. I think I'm going to have to buy the thing.

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Cowgirl

I'm no horsewoman, but I have to say, I love this:

For all you naughty cowgirls out there! Big 1.5" x 2.5" soldered pendant with reversible images. One side is a scalloped edge cut out color image of a vintage cowgirl that sits on top of a glittery chocolate brown background that says "naughty cowgirl" and the other side is a black and white image of a cowboy on a bucking bronc.

XXX,
Alison

Simply Put

I don't know. I think Sam Spade would send a card like this. But would he send it to Miss Wonderley, or to Effie?

XXX,
Alison

Nellie's Naughty Night Out

Nellie won't leave home without her handy slide tin of creamy Boudoir Biscuits lip creme, especially on Friday evenings where she sometimes slips away behind the back porch to sneak a kiss with her latest beau!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Girl, Take Flight

This little card has been created from chipboard and decorated in a collage style. I have sealed this card but I would NOT use it as a coaster. These cards are great to collect, use as tiny art pieces or send to a friend or loved one. Each card is OOAK- one of a kind!

Sticky, Naughty

"You spray it on so your hands don't get sticky." What in the world has she been up to?

One-of-a-kind handmade decoupage lightswitch plate. Made of found vintage magazine and book imagery and text, sealed over a standard white plastic switchplate, and finished with gloss varnish. Includes screws for fitting to wall.

Don't you just want to turn her on?

XXX,
Alison

Even Men

Fashioned on brilliant red paper, with a cute pink heart as the period, the bold letters of the straight-forward statement say it all. Funny, bold, yet cute, and is perfect for anyone, even men.

Oh, I love that! Especially the last two words!

XXX,
Alison

Let's Get Naughty

"A valentine for the people who like to get to the point."

Hmmm. I think that's me.

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Flirting

I know this is out of season, but I forgot to post it earlier!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty, Naughty, Naughty

Oooh, good news in the mail. Or in the email, in this case. Rachel Kramer Bussel sent me the link to this lovely review of Naughty Stories from A to Z, Volume 4. (This site is hardcore, so NSFW.)

The Naughty Bits

The Naughty Bits (also Brit slang for genitalia) is billed as "the book that literary perverts have been waiting for." One of several recent Nerve.com tie-ins, it's a great idea and one needn't be especially literary or perverted to enjoy it. Murnighan's thoroughly good-natured, erudite introductions add to the bawdy fun.
—Publisher's Weekly

I've always liked this cover. And I think being perverted helps a little bit.

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Sleep Mask

Put this mask on and let the fun begin!

XXX,
Alison

P.S. The name of this Etsy shop is Nice and Naughty!

Rose Sage was such a naughty naughty gal

I haven't smelled this scent myself, but the description is enticing:

Rose Sage perfume by Prairie Dog a division of madwomen perfume lab—fragrance: desert rose and sage floral with a chaw of tobacco flower.

XXX,
Alison

French Naughty Pendant

I think these are lovely. I've posted one before, but this one sweeps me away...

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Pen Pal

I'm enthralled. Check out this write-up: Everyone needs a pen pal. No gimmicks here. I will write you one letter (at least two pages in length) once a month for four months. Smokin Hot letters include sexy musings, thoughts on lust, and general naughtiness.

XXX,
Alison

* This is not from me. This is a seller called "letsbepenpals" on ETSY.

Naughty Girl

Metal handcuff earrings with juicy red cherries and black hearts dangling.
Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve!

XXX,
Alison

A Very Naughty Paperweight

To weigh down your very naughty papers!

XXX,
Alison

P.S. The tags remind me of the movie Secretary. Isn't this paperweight something he'd have had on his desk?

Naughty Notes Available

8 Love Note Petite Fours filled with chocolate cake and butter cream. Decorate as you choose. For example: write a message on the tops, choose conversation heart words, use naughty words, or random designs.....

Mmmmm.
Alison

A Saint for Naughty Girls?

Heaven Help Us! I had no idea. Apparently, Mary Magdelene is the patron saint of fallen women, glovers, and people who make perfume. Bracelet on large brass ball chain.

How perfect is that? She's the patron saint of perfumers!

XXX,
Alison

Never too early (or late)...

This is the perfect belated Christmas present for the naughty girls on your list!

XXX,
Alison

F You?

No, F-Me!

I can't be the only twisted little chicklet who would love to get this necklace for Valentine's Day!

XXX,
Alison

Naughty Vintage Pin-Up

Wear your naughty with pride! I love the tags for this one: retro, vintage, girl, naughty, phone.

XXX,
Alison

Just a little bit naughty

Text cut from a novel with the 'good parts' circled is enclosed between two pieces of glass, then soldered around the edges with lead-free silver solder.

I really like that. "The 'good parts' circled."

XXX,
Alison

Have a Naughty New Year!

Naughty. It's not just for Christmas anymore. That's why I'll be on the look out for all things naughty throughout the next twelve months. Have you seen a naughty t-shirt? A naughty bar of soap? A naughty pair of knickers? Send the link my way at msalisontyler at yahoo dot com.

XXX,
Alison